Wednesday, May 30, 2007

This Is A Test

... of how much like me you think. Or how much you think like me. Or how likely you are to think, immediately, the same thing that I thought. I propose that you do the following with me.

Take a look at this article...

...and leave a comment with the first thing that pops into your head. I'll be leaving a comment of my own, cleverly obscured using Fancy Computer Technology, which will allow you to learn what the first thing I thought was.

Perhaps this exercise will provide us some insight into our mutual ways of thinking about things. Like this.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Mental Mash-Ups

Since I live by myself in a tiny apartment and I don't get out much, I occasionally have those strange but insignificant experiences that one's compelled to share, and have nobody to share with at the time. Thus, dear reader, I inflict them on you.

For instance:

Put on "Teardrop" by Massive Attack. The more pop-culture-aware among you may know it as "the theme from House M.D."

Now sing "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers.

Eerie, I know.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Things I Learned From "Godzilla Versus Mechagodzilla"

1. At the dawn of time, gigantic pteranodons were equipped with wing-mounted machine guns. This was an evolutionary response to the threat of humungous radioactive bipedal stegosaurs.

2. Yeah, that's it really. Most of the rest of the content is pretty much well-established.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Perhaps, actually, a little bit sad

Today, when I came home, my stairwell didn't smell like hobo crap and my apartment didn't smell like other people's crack. I am so happy.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

One Thing Can Be Said

I am not quite this bad.