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So. Thirty days from now, on Sunday, April the First, will be the one-year anniversary of my divorce becoming legal. I feel like this ought to be commemorated in some way, but nothing I can think of seems appropriate. I am open to suggestions.
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Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! I know! I know!
Dancing at a skeevy teen dance bar and drinking gin and tonics to watch them glow under the black light and playing "ho-hunter"!
Um, or you could stay home and play World of Warcraft.
Either way.
Hmm, almost on the right track with the first suggestion. We tried the teen bar thing - we turned around and went for dinner at Moxies. It was a much better night.
Now I want a gin and tonic. Damn you!
Ha ha ha! I made other people want a Gin and Tonic. I got a bottle of Gin for my birthday... and a case of tonic and three limes...
It lasted 9 days.
I'm such a damn alky.
But at least I don't try to pick up chicks in a skeevy teen dance bar.
The last ime I went to a skeevy teen dance bar I almost ran out the door.
It was awful
Also, this Haiku isn't very restless at all, it hasn't said anyting for weeks.
Get your Mom to make your favourite comfort food, buy a new fuzzy blanket, curl up on the couch and watch extremely violent movies all day long.
I dunno, that seems kinda girly. Except for the violent movie part, I guess.
Eating... sitting on the couch... violent movies... all sound fairly masculine to me. The fuzzy blanket's a grey area, dependant on the colour and amount of actual fuzz.
Happy Divorceiversary
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